A photo on her butt

While walking in the mall, boy uttered:

B: “She is so sexy!" (A girl with skimpy tight outfit for an Auto show nearby)

B: “But she has a photo on her butt.”

Mum: It’s not a photo, it’s a Tattoo…”

B: Oh…

Mum: Photo can rub away, but tattoo cannot, it’s there on your skin forever. It’s quite nice hor?

B: Hmm…

Mum: What if I get a little butterfly on my chest? Isn’t tat sexy?

B: (tongue out) Bruaeee…NO! :P

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